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Monday, 12 February 2018

Nigerian officials claim mystery snake swallowed N36million; reactions are hilarious


Nigerians have reacted to reports that a mystery snake sneaked into the account office of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, JAMB, in Makurdi, Benue State and swallowed N36 million cash.

Reports indicate that an account staff Joan Asen and a lady outside JAMB connived to steal the money “spiritually” through a mysterious snake that always crawl into the office to swallow the money from the vault.
This development has raised eyebrows and Nigerians have been voicing out the views.

Below are some reactions to the story.

@Ugatoba, Which party does this snake belong to? APC or PDP?

@lordkabba, JAMB QUESTION- 100 marks. Calculate how long it will take a snake to swallow 36,000,000 Naira. If the Bank notes are either in 100, 200 or 500 denomination and tabulate the chances of the snakes survival using the APC formula.
@em_kalan, I pledge to Nigeria my country…to never be surprised when I see such news…a whooping 36million. The people doing us are mad.

@ favorandCee, The snake was a member of Goodluck’s cabinet. It should be probed.

@ yay_tunes, Kai…how can I suffer to be a Nigerian like this.

@Saintlumy, Nothing should surprise one in this country anymore.
@newscanttell, What name are we going to call the snake now? It’s definitely no anaconda.

@lohs_21, On this episode of animal farm, corruption blues.

@Ejike, Why dey born me for this kind country, Nigeria is such a joke.

@prodigy023, Benue people can lie die. First it’s herdsmen that don’t exist now it’s a snake that swallows money not eggs.

@mozartard, Mehn….they are not even putting effort in the lies anymore..

Source: Daily Post (NG)

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